Loser. Jerk. Sh*thead

I once heard this story about a girl who was dating this guy. He picked her up from her dorm one night, took her out to a movie, laughed, hugged, held hands, even kissed. Then, he dropped her off later that night and said, "hey, I dont think we should date anymore."

After his fifth season with the Philadelphia Eagles, LJ "Large Jackass" Smith wants out of Philadelphia. Honestly, the last person who has come out and said this is... I need not mention... but... Terrell Owens. I can't explain my anger right now with this guy. What kind of professional, halfway through a dogshit (him not the Eagles) season announces crap like that? Do you think leaking to the media that you're unhappy with your team mid-year as they're trying to still strive towards a playoff birth is good for your team? Do you think it'll help your craptastic stats? or maybe your ability to hold on to the ball?

He never caught more than 5 tds, he never reached 700 yards receiving. He's had two surgeries thus far this year and has only caught 11 passes and he wants to leave Philly?? By the way, that was a great fumble he had last week against Washington. He doesn't deserve to free agent shop.

As if you couldn't tell, I'm seething right now. If the Eagles wouldn't have drafted him when they did, he'd have hardly gotten the chance to play let alone make a starting position, Mr. Rutgers Alumni.

Needless to say, the story about the girl ends with the girl cursing the guy out, and slapping him in the face. The way the Eagles should now. I could care less if LJ doesn't put another foot on that field. Go recover from your torn labia.